conversa de camones

Mais uma conversa estranha no meu táxi. Era um português a falar com dois camones. Todos tinham cara de importantes. Não percebi nada do que os gajos estavam a dizer.

– Are you going to quit?
– Yes, sure.
– But you said you would do the job
– Yes, but you did not tell us the truth
– I don’t understand. What are you saying?
– You told me you had 35%.
– That’s what we have in the polls
– Fuck the polls. You made the polls
– No we did not.
– Don’t try to cheat us. He does not stand a chance
– You signed a contract
– Fuck the contract. You have 26%. You want more than 40%. Are you crazy or what?
– Are you really going to quit? It is a lot of money
– Our final answer is no. Everybody would laugh in our faces. It would be ridiculous. We don’t want that shame. We are the experts. We don’t want that shit. The guy is a looser. Not even for all the money in the world.

P.S.: Os camones disseram qualquer coisa sobre o obama. Parece que conheciam o gajo de qualquer lado. Deviam estar a armar aos cágados.