{"id":7568,"date":"2009-05-01T20:21:51","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T20:21:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inacreditavel.ioio.info\/?p=7568"},"modified":"2009-05-01T20:24:28","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T20:24:28","slug":"porcalhona-is-really-a-dirty-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/?p=7568","title":{"rendered":"Porcalhona is really a dirty girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Os testes \u00e0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/?p=7474\">Porcalhona<\/a> s\u00e3o <a href=\"http:\/\/dn.sapo.pt\/inicio\/portugal\/interior.aspx?content_id=1218555\">feitos em Londres<\/a>. Estamos fodidos.<\/p>\n<p>Quando a coisa apertar, os ingleses mandam-nos foder e ficamos 10 meses \u00e0 espera para saber se um paciente tinha contra\u00eddo a porcalhona ou n\u00e3o. Entretanto, j\u00e1 o paciente tinha marchado, e com ele toda a fam\u00edlia, e a fam\u00edlia da fam\u00edlia at\u00e9 \u00e0 5\u00aa gera\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/dic?q=Afterwards&#038;search=search\">Afterwards<\/a>, os bifes invadem-nos &#8211; um pa\u00eds deserto &#8211; e ficam com as nossas praias. N\u00e3o vai sobrar ningu\u00e9m para apalpar os rabos \u00e0s inglesas&#8230; nem o Z\u00e9z\u00e9 Camarinha.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/okx5YjlSdm8&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/okx5YjlSdm8&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Os testes \u00e0 Porcalhona s\u00e3o feitos em Londres. Estamos fodidos. Quando a coisa apertar, os ingleses mandam-nos foder e ficamos 10 meses \u00e0 espera para saber se um paciente tinha contra\u00eddo a porcalhona ou n\u00e3o. Entretanto, j\u00e1 o paciente tinha marchado, e com ele toda a fam\u00edlia, e a fam\u00edlia da fam\u00edlia at\u00e9 \u00e0 5\u00aa [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7568"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7568"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7576,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7568\/revisions\/7576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}