{"id":4288,"date":"2008-11-20T16:57:12","date_gmt":"2008-11-20T16:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inacreditavel.ioio.info\/?p=4288"},"modified":"2008-11-20T16:57:12","modified_gmt":"2008-11-20T16:57:12","slug":"socrates-e-jesus-cristo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/?p=4288","title":{"rendered":"S\u00d3CRATES E JESUS CRISTO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">\u00a0S\u00f3crates discursava para algumas centenas de militantes socialistas na Pavilh\u00e3o de Portim\u00e3o quando, de repente, aparece Jesus Cristo baixando lentamente do c\u00e9u.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">Quando chega ao lado de S\u00f3crates, diz-lhe algo ao ouvido.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">Ent\u00e3o S\u00f3crates, dirigindo-se \u00e0 multid\u00e3o, diz:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">\u00a0&#8211; Aten\u00e7\u00e3o camaradas! O camarada Jesus Cristo est\u00e1 aqui, e quer dizer-vos umas palavras!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">\u00a0Jesus pega o microfone e diz:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">\u00a0&#8211; Povo portugu\u00eas, este homem aqui ao lado, o Primeiro Ministro S\u00f3crates, n\u00e3o vos tem dado o &#8216;p\u00e3o do conhecimento&#8217; da mesma forma que eu fiz?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">Os socialistas respondem:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">&#8211; Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">&#8211; N\u00e3o \u00e9 verdade que, assim como eu multipliquei os p\u00e3es e os peixes para dar de comer a todos, este homem inventou os aumentos de 5 e de dez c\u00eantimos nas pens\u00f5es, para que todos pudessem se alimentar?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">\u00a0&#8211; Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!, responderam os militantes.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">&#8211; N\u00e3o \u00e9 verdade que este homem, Jos\u00e9 S\u00f3crates, reformulou o Servi\u00e7o Nacional de Sa\u00fade, assim como eu curei os enfermos e tratei os pobres e desfavorecidos?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">O povo grita:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">-Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">&#8211; N\u00e3o foi, tamb\u00e9m ele, tra\u00eddo por companheiros de partido, assim como eu fui tra\u00eddo por Judas?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">Os socialistas gritaram ainda com mais for\u00e7a:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">-Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\">&#8211; Ent\u00e3o, do que \u00e9 que est\u00e3o \u00e0 espera para crucificar o gajo???!!!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><em>In &#8220;Newsletter do Profeta&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"Myriad Pro;\"><span style=\"'Myriad Pro';\"><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0S\u00f3crates discursava para algumas centenas de militantes socialistas na Pavilh\u00e3o de Portim\u00e3o quando, de repente, aparece Jesus Cristo baixando lentamente do c\u00e9u. \u00a0 Quando chega ao lado de S\u00f3crates, diz-lhe algo ao ouvido. \u00a0 Ent\u00e3o S\u00f3crates, dirigindo-se \u00e0 multid\u00e3o, diz: \u00a0 \u00a0&#8211; Aten\u00e7\u00e3o camaradas! 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