– Doutora, estas tonturas… ser\u00e1 COVID?
\n– O que \u00e9 que almo\u00e7ou?
\n– Uma garrafa de whisky
\nEscrevinhou num papel e disse:
\n– V\u00e1 aviar isto \u00e0 farm\u00e1cia.
\n– O que \u00e9?
\n– \u00d3leo de r\u00edcino, para vomitar o almo\u00e7o<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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