{"id":15982,"date":"2011-02-20T14:18:36","date_gmt":"2011-02-20T14:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inacreditavel.ioio.info\/?p=15982"},"modified":"2011-02-20T14:20:40","modified_gmt":"2011-02-20T14:20:40","slug":"telegrama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/?p=15982","title":{"rendered":"Telegrama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parece que o Papa enviou um telegrama a Deus. Para a escolha da l\u00edngua, abdicaram da do velho imp\u00e9rio (Latim) e escolheram a do novo (Ingl\u00eas).<br \/>\nO telegrama reza assim:<\/p>\n<p>Western Union Telegram<\/p>\n<p>To: Jehova Yahweh Allah Christ<br \/>\nCare: Celestial Hotel (Suite #666)<br \/>\nPresidential Tier, Paradise<\/p>\n<p>Dear God;<br \/>\nThis is to inform you that your current position as deity is herewith terminated due to gross incompetence STOP Your check will be mailed STOP Please do not use me for a reference<\/p>\n<p>Respectfully,<br \/>\nThe Pope<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parece que o Papa enviou um telegrama a Deus. Para a escolha da l\u00edngua, abdicaram da do velho imp\u00e9rio (Latim) e escolheram a do novo (Ingl\u00eas). O telegrama reza assim: Western Union Telegram To: Jehova Yahweh Allah Christ Care: Celestial Hotel (Suite #666) Presidential Tier, Paradise Dear God; This is to inform you that your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,6,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15982"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15982"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15985,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15982\/revisions\/15985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}