{"id":1518,"date":"2008-02-28T01:59:17","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T01:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inacreditavel.ioio.info\/?p=1518"},"modified":"2008-02-28T02:07:10","modified_gmt":"2008-02-28T02:07:10","slug":"the-central-scrutinizer-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/?p=1518","title":{"rendered":"The Central Scrutinizer III"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Se tens menos de 18 anos, baza.<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Fodido, com a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/?p=1509\">cona de alto a baixo<\/a>, o gajo deu um pontap\u00e9 na l\u00e2mpada e saiu de l\u00e1 uma g\u00e9nia.<\/p>\n<p>O gajo disse-lhe: &#8220;quero que tires esta cona de cima de mim&#8221;. E a g\u00e9nia p\u00f4s-se a lamb\u00ea-lo, ou melhor a lamb\u00ea-la.<\/p>\n<p>E secou-a&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/1998\/04\/conaA1.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/1998\/04\/conaA2.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/1998\/04\/conaA3.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se tens menos de 18 anos, baza. Fodido, com a cona de alto a baixo, o gajo deu um pontap\u00e9 na l\u00e2mpada e saiu de l\u00e1 uma g\u00e9nia. O gajo disse-lhe: &#8220;quero que tires esta cona de cima de mim&#8221;. E a g\u00e9nia p\u00f4s-se a lamb\u00ea-lo, ou melhor a lamb\u00ea-la. E secou-a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}