{"id":12812,"date":"2010-03-13T08:20:50","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T08:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inacreditavel.ioio.info\/?p=12812"},"modified":"2010-03-13T08:41:18","modified_gmt":"2010-03-13T08:41:18","slug":"os-canibais","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/?p=12812","title":{"rendered":"Os canibais"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No congresso flash dos canibais, o seu l\u00edder apelou a uma solu\u00e7\u00e3o est\u00e1vel, forte e cred\u00edvel, a bem da na\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>Tamb\u00e9m disse que achava que o nome da ponte do buzin\u00e3o n\u00e3o tinha nada a ver com o 25 de Abril, e que era necess\u00e1rio fazer justi\u00e7a.<\/p>\n<p>Decidiram cobrar impostos aos grandes ordenados. A ala radical fiscalista ecoou: &#8220;E&#8217; nossa! \u00c9 nossa! A bola \u00e9 nossa.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Na despedida, fugiu-lhe o gesto para a verdade:<br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_12814\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12814\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/2010\/03\/ng1266292.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/2010\/03\/ng1266292-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"A bem d na\u00e7\u00e3o.\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-12814\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/2010\/03\/ng1266292-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/2010\/03\/ng1266292.jpg 390w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-12814\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">O futuro pertence-nos!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No congresso flash dos canibais, o seu l\u00edder apelou a uma solu\u00e7\u00e3o est\u00e1vel, forte e cred\u00edvel, a bem da na\u00e7\u00e3o. Tamb\u00e9m disse que achava que o nome da ponte do buzin\u00e3o n\u00e3o tinha nada a ver com o 25 de Abril, e que era necess\u00e1rio fazer justi\u00e7a. Decidiram cobrar impostos aos grandes ordenados. A ala [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,1,6,14,19,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12812"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12812"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12816,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12812\/revisions\/12816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}