{"id":12019,"date":"2009-12-31T01:57:25","date_gmt":"2009-12-31T01:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inacreditavel.ioio.info\/?p=12019"},"modified":"2009-12-31T02:02:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T02:02:00","slug":"a-consulta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/?p=12019","title":{"rendered":"a consulta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mais um para o confession\u00e1rio. Entrou no t\u00e1xi e despejou o saco. A mulher tinha ido fazer uma limpeza das trombas. Lavar as trombas nunca fez mal a ningu\u00e9m. A gaja queria parir, \u00e0 for\u00e7a toda. E \u00e0s tantas queria obrig\u00e1-lo a ir ao ginecologista. Ainda lhe disse: \u201cIsso n\u00e3o \u00e9 a\u00ed, p\u00e1. Isso \u00e9 no caralhogista\u201d. Mas o gajo n\u00e3o quis saber. Queria era contar a hist\u00f3ria dele.<\/p>\n<p>E foi \u00e0 consulta. E a m\u00e9dica contava os espermatoz\u00f3ides: \u201cUm, punha o dedo, dois, punha-lhe o dedo em cima, tr\u00eas\u2026\u201d. &#8220;Oh amiga, o que \u00e9 isso? Est\u00e1 a matar os espermatoz\u00f3ides?\u201d. De dez em dez, a gaja lambia os dedos.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/HfLBgj1URBU&#038;hl=pt_BR&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/HfLBgj1URBU&#038;hl=pt_BR&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mais um para o confession\u00e1rio. Entrou no t\u00e1xi e despejou o saco. A mulher tinha ido fazer uma limpeza das trombas. Lavar as trombas nunca fez mal a ningu\u00e9m. A gaja queria parir, \u00e0 for\u00e7a toda. E \u00e0s tantas queria obrig\u00e1-lo a ir ao ginecologista. Ainda lhe disse: \u201cIsso n\u00e3o \u00e9 a\u00ed, p\u00e1. Isso \u00e9 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12019"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12019"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12021,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12019\/revisions\/12021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inacreditavel.pt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}